My Apologies

To the people who think I look mean,
           Exactly what time is it? Is it before 9 am? If it is, then I'm not awake. If it's after 9am, what do
           you want from me? To be that crazy person smiling for no reason while walking down the
           hall? Either way, sorry you got that impression from me. I think I'm a pretty nice person :)


To the people who can't drive worth a crap,
           I try really hard to not honk my horn at each and every one of you, but it's getting old people.
           Use your blinker, look before you move over and for heaven's sake read signs!! Sometimes
           the light has a double turn lane therefore you can not turn to the outside lane when you are in
           the inside lane!!!! If I didn't honk at you, but you saw some other gestures I'm sorry. Next time
           I'll lay on the horn instead :)


To my boyfriend,
           Sorry for that one time I tried to grill you a hot dog that ended up still being cold in the middle.
           And sorry for topping your cold hot dog with chorizo that I swear looked just like chili. And
           sorry for trying to correct the chorizo mistake with dried out relish. But thank you for still
           eating everything else I make. I promise no more hot dogs.


To my friends,
           Sorry for tempting your sweet tooth every other week. My own sweet tooth gets the best of
           me, therefore y'all should indulge your cravings as well :) But really thanks for eating all the
           desserts I bring!


Ok...I think that's enough apologies for one day :)